This bickering is pointless.

misterhippity: MOFF!!! Where the hell you been?!? Wisconsin, mostly. But “Lounge Act”...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:17:49 -0500

misterhippity:

MOFF!!! Where the hell you been?!?

Wisconsin, mostly. But “Lounge Act” was worth logging in to Tumblr for. (Kurt was our JFK, you know.)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU TURKEYS!

justsayjolie: Your Daily 90s: Nirvana, “Lounge Act” We were...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:14:38 -0500

justsayjolie:

Your Daily 90s: Nirvana, “Lounge Act”

We were talking yesterday about how I’ve not posted a lot of Nirvana to Your Daily 90s, so to make up for it here’s my favorite song of theirs.

This is also my favorite Nirvana song, so long as we are not counting “Love Buzz.”

Ordered by most used:people time pretty fucking mean moff didn...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:29:04 -0400

Ordered by most used:

people time pretty fucking mean moff didn little feel actually numbersixspeaks shit maybe love friends night dorothymantooth yeah wrong person

Our Fucking SEC

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:56:05 -0400

insomnambulance:

Banks were up 15% this morning. Then they weren’t. Then Wells announces a dilutive share offering after close.

Does anyone work at the fucking SEC or what?

They have boats?

Mike Skinner of the Streets tackles swine flu.

Tue, 05 May 2009 18:40:52 -0400

Mike Skinner of the Streets tackles swine flu.

This post might just sport the stupidest comment section ever.

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:33:04 -0400

This post might just sport the stupidest comment section ever.:

I mean, I know there are a lot of mind-bogglingly stupid comments out there. I’m diggin’ this one, though, maybe because the range of voices from both extremes of the political spectrum combines with the basic inability to write properly to create the effect of twenty-four (at present) mentally ill people wandering around an empty gymnasium, hollering at the ceiling. I hope no one adds to it, because KevRock’s all-caps missive seems to me to be a rather perfect closing note.

Wife: The Nebula Awards are out. Me: Oh, sweet. Did I win one? Wife: No, but Ursula Le Guin won Best...

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:19:29 -0400

Wife: The Nebula Awards are out.

Me: Oh, sweet. Did I win one?

Wife: No, but Ursula Le Guin won Best Novel.

Me: [Makes angry hissing noise] As if she needs that.

Consumer Discretionary

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:03:32 -0400

numbersixspeaks:

Knitters are fucking insane.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

—Married to a Knitter

Say what you will about Axl Rose, but that motherfucker can put on a show.

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:26:58 -0400

numbersixspeaks:

Damn.

When I saw him in 2005 or 2006, the set list was miserable—every time they got some momentum going with a classic, they’d immediately shut it down by following up with a new song that no one had heard, or worse, a six-minute solo by one of the three guitarists present—but Axl himself was an incredible performer. As strong as when they were touring for Use Your Illusion, easily, even with the weird dreads.

chuffedlittlemuffin: Traci Lords raps as she works out. Dear...

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:22:56 -0400

chuffedlittlemuffin:

Traci Lords raps as she works out.

Dear Chuffed,

Thank you. This made me do some thinking about it, and I don’t know where the hell my women-working-out fetish came from, but I do know that, tonight, I love you.

Yours,

Moff

One last thing:

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:29:51 -0400

minou:

moffs:

DUDE WE STOPPED DRINKING BOOZE IN THE HOUSE (UNLESS THERE ARE GUESTS OVER) AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS PUSSY BUT I FEEL AWESOME.

Lotta qualifiers in there, dude. But if you feel awesome, cheers to that! (Just not in the house. Do you have a garage?)

No, we do not have a garage.

And we do have almost no friends here. So I bet we have gone from drinking four or five nights a week to one night every week and a half.

And yes, I do feel gloriously smug, because that is one of my top three favorite emotions.

liana: Oh, America. Are we really this jaded? So ceaselessly...

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:25:36 -0400

liana:

Oh, America. Are we really this jaded? So ceaselessly hip and blasé? And eager to judge every single thing that passes in front of our bleary eyes?

I remember a simpler time, before irony and hyperreality dictated our every decision. A time when we would give a war a chance to be a war. Because who knows? The Next War could be a battle against centaurs and Cyclopes! A skirmish with demons and fallen angels! A scuffle against robots and Predator drones in the very name of God himself!

But probably it’ll just be against people who aren’t white.

One last thing:

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:21:09 -0400

minou:

If there is one thing that a person should restrict to make the biggest difference in her diet, what do you think it is? Please don’t say booze, as I will not accept this answer.

DUDE WE STOPPED DRINKING BOOZE IN THE HOUSE (UNLESS THERE ARE GUESTS OVER) AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS PUSSY BUT I FEEL AWESOME.

Friday night, made.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:04:21 -0400

dorothymantooth:

At least you didn’t leave her at a hockey game.

I did push pretty hard for Scrantonicity to play our reception, though. AND I STAND BY THAT.

numbersixspeaks: moffs: (Although I hear about all the time.) Hahah, Moff is a bad date. But a...

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:30:22 -0400

numbersixspeaks:

moffs:

(Although I hear about all the time.)

Hahah, Moff is a bad date.

But a great mate, in that we will have a surfeit of stories for our kids to make fun of us about.

Friday night, made.

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:20:06 -0400

natface:

I am seeing Crank 2 tonight in a somewhat altered state. Crank 2: a movie so good, Roger Ebert couldn’t even review it.

One time I took this girl to see the first Crank on her birthday, as a surprise, and she still married me.

(Although I hear about it all the time.)

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:20:00 -0400

(Although I hear about it all the time.)

I just started reading the OLC torture memos.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:48:14 -0400

Among the techniques they wanted to know if it was OK to use:

“(9) insects placed in a confinement box”

I’m caught between terrible sadness for America and tremendous joy that we’re taking the first formal steps toward reestablishing some moral clarity.

And Moff for the burrrrrrrrrn.

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:28:00 -0400

insomnambulance:

The larger point is that we have different standards of proof for things that we can’t really verify. Mine’s just higher, particularly on the god thing. Moff is a just a common fact slut.

I did suck off two facts just this afternoon, behind the convenience store. But someday I’m going to clean up my act and settle down with a nice opinion, I swear.

Now I have to go do laundry at the Stephen King Laundromat. Don’t ask, you guys.

And Moff for the burrrrrrrrrn.

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:18:46 -0400

numbersixspeaks:

No offence, Dis — at least you have an argument for your opinions.

Agreed. (And it was meant as a good-natured burn, for the record.)